serious question from a friend of mine

[Sammamish1]

I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard-engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

[Marty Loken (Norseboater)]

Serious Problem

Replace it, for sure.

- Ole

[Lootas1]

Replace it, for sure.

- Ole

Might want to replace both of 'em!

[GregJ]

Weld them both shut.:shocked4:

[Tim McCrain]

I'd find out if the boyfriend is a welder.

He owes ya, after all ...

[John Berg]

Help wanted

If he is a welder I could use him. Should I send pictures of my wife? John

[Dick Dow]

Hmmm

I suspect after that post you will be sleeping in the boat...

[Kelly]

Through my search for another thread I came across this and literally laughed out loud... hilarious!

[McSkagit Tim Jones]

I also stumbled across this today and got a good belly laugh! "take my wife, PLEASE!" Rodney Dangerfield.....

[Steve_Kiesel]

I remember this one. Way too funny.